The Office Nanny - To the Rescue!

August 21, 2009

Info on New Release


Here's a quick site for some quick info on my new book release coming in late 2009 or early 2010.




New Clients Everywhere!




Who knew a little office nanny would be so buzzy? Seems everyone wants my serivces. Probably because I turn up for work on time, I don't spill coffee on the computer keyboard, I don't eat lunch at the reception desk, and I actually care about people! I'm the direct opposite of my cat.

PS - No, that's not a cat in my pocket, that's Yoshi. Do you like my purple socks? They say older womyn shud wear purple--okay, so I tried.


May 31, 2009

What's the Office Nanny Been Up To?

LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

Well, it's been a busy year. I'm mostly working at a real estate company and writing my non-fiction book. Now I have some time to take on new clients, in case you're interested. Please contact me for a quick fill-in at the office!

Here's some info on my new book:

The awakened heart is like a butterfly:
if you capture a butterfly inside a jar, it forgets how to fly; but once you release it, after a few moments, it’s no longer afraid to try. LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST. Learn secret ways to live your life with purpose, passion, and conscious freedom by reading my new book on 12 Golden Keys.

Within the year, the 12 Golden Keys will be in paperback, approximately 330 pages. It offers 12 Keys to unlock a secret path to living consciously.

The non-fiction book also includes inspiring stories by Canadians who live life creatively and who are spiritually-based; plus many international storytellers, for example, a travel writer from the U.S., a missionary from Ecuador, and an Austrian film producer who filmed an ancient ceremony of Mayan Elders. One of the things they are in agreement with is that life is about keeping the heart open, and also, living life with a community spirit. This book will hopefully guide the reader to see the world with a new perspective—from a higher vantage point.

“MJM’s book is an important practical guide with a valuable message about how the power of soul can influence and transform your life. I consider this path of the 12 Keys to be a universal spiritual practice, a journey into healing the mind, body, and spirit.” --James Twyman, Peace Troubadour, New York Times bestselling author

August 07, 2008

Holidays!!!

Hello,

Sorry I haven't kept up on the blog---I've been so buzzy working for YOU! Hopping from office to office, or house/dog-sitting, and everything inbetween. Ihope you're having a great year!

The Office Nanny is taking a month off and going to Italy! She will be gone from September 22nd to end of October 2008. If you need anything please email me at mjmbiz (at) hotmail.com

Ciao bella!

MJM
The Office Nanny

August 14, 2007

Office Nanny Tip

When you're a Guerrilla Marketer you know that business cards are your ally and you know how to use them to your best advantage. Guerrilla Marketers know this about business cards:

  • They understand that business cards are mini-brochures & an important marketing weapon
  • They print their cards in full colour and use both sides of the cards or design folding cards that open and list all the benefits of working with them
  • They create and design their card to gain credibility and to sell & ties in with all there other marketing efforts
  • They list all their contact information, name, phone number, cell number, fax number, email address and web address
  • They always hand out two cards and encourage people to pass them on & ask others to distribute their cards to the right people
  • They enclose their cards whenever they pay their bills or send correspondence
  • They always get a card when they give a card.

* ~ * ~ *
THE OFFICE NANNY
In-Office or Off-Site
~ M. J. Milne ~
Mobile: 604-612-2238
mjm(at)hotmail.com
www.officenanny.blogspot.com

December 10, 2006

Need a Break?


Ever feel like Yoda the cat?

Time to call the Office Nanny!
Tel: 604-612-2238
mjmbiz(at)hotmail.com

November 08, 2006

Need an Office Nanny? - Here I am!


THE OFFICE NANNY
In-Office or Off-Site
Assorted Assignments
mjmbiz(at)hotmail.ca

Why Do You Need A Mature Office Nanny?
  • Your desk is about to collapse from stacks of paper, files & unread letters.
  • Half your employees have the dreaded flu.
  • You never have time to enjoy life.
  • Your Receptionist ran off to marry 'Dr. McDreamy' and you need a fill-in ASAP!
  • Your dog crosses his legs until you get home from work - so you need a dog Nanny.
  • Your office/shop/home needs an organized, de-cluttering facelift.
  • Your hundreds of E-mail messages need deleting or filing.
  • Your database hasn't been updated & weeded for a year.
  • Your cleaners are on holidays and the trash is growing tentacles.
  • …and other miscellaneous but just as important reasons why you need an Office Nanny :)

October 28, 2006

Chilliwack Cousin


I finally got to meet my famous cousin Bill Henderson, musician extraordinaire. Bill used to be in the Vancouver rock band Chilliwack, active 1970-88; and the Collectors. I've met him 3 times now. Most recently at Brock Tully's World Kindness Concert. Thanks Bill for taking the time to say a nice hello!

Bill Henderson's website is: http://www.gonegonegone.com/

Script Consultant...


A Raving Fan:

'Hey, you're great, Ms. Office Nanny! You did a complete script edit on my horror screenplay and just in time for Halloween. Your suggestions for my film script were amazing and I can't thank you enuf. You saw things I never could have and suggested important changes on structure, scenes, characters, format, etc. You certainly know your stuff. Thanks again!" - Steve S., Hollywood North

October 15, 2006

Winterize Office Now!

Winter is here and it's time to winterize your business, too.
Lots of things can be done during the westcoast's rainy season, such as:
  • declutter your email inbox
  • declutter your office
  • file those towering office paper piles
  • database entry
  • organize all those post-it notes into something useful
  • create a blog for your biz
  • desktop publishing
  • grassroots marketing prep & application
  • and all sorts of assorted assignments your personal Office Nanny can do for you.
Cheers, MJM
E-mail me at:
mjmbiz (delete this)@hotmail.com
www.officenanny.blogspot.com

September 05, 2006

A Raving Reference!

From: Susan Kowal
Sent: Monday, September 04, 2006 2:13 PM
Subject: RE: Thanks for everything...

Hi Marilyn,
It was a delight to work with you! I'll miss our little chatty calls. Thanks so much for all the momentum you helped us create. It takes a lot of hands and hearts to get the job done and you have such willing hands and a lovely heart.

Susan
- - -
Note: M. J. Milne was one of the writers/editors on the book 'Waking Up the West Coast: Healers & Visionaries' for Jaime Kowal Photography and Catalyst Publications; book launch date is October 26, 2006. http://www.catalystpublications.com/team.cfm

July 26, 2006

A Raving Reference!

Marilyn (my 'Office Nanny' or personal assistant) takes an idea, runs with it, and then completes the job. She is a wonderful example of follow-through. Marilyn has the ability to tackle the big stuff and also the detailed small stuff, which is often the daunting part of any project. For our music group AUGUST, Marilyn has created and organized postcards, buttons, posters; written Press Releases and organized ongoing Media and Public Relations; kept our Fans notified by creating a Blog of upcoming and ongoing performances; and a merchandizing table all in an extremely professional manner, and on a shoestring budget! Marilyn is creative, caring and extraordinarily committed – a huge asset to any company.

- Beverley Elliott, Actor (Film & Theatre) & Singer/Songwriter

July 23, 2006

Busy Real Estate Office


Hello!
I'm now at a busy real estate office 2 days a week... With 125 Realtors and a switchboard that looks like an electronic gizmo from outer space; it's fun being a Receptionist in a buzzing office. The rest of the week I'm here an' there at other locations (mostly for film-related companies), but there's always time to enjoy my time off, which usually means sitting at the beach with my laptop emailing the world!
Cheers,
MJM - Your "in-a-pinch" Office Nanny

July 02, 2006

A Raving Endorsement

"I LOVE the Office Nanny. She came to my rescue when my appointments took up my WHOLE day, leaving little for my own organizing. Loved her ability to think outside the box."
- M.R.A., Realtor, North Vancouver, BC

Office Nanny Holiday Dates

Hello Folks!

Your Office Nanny will be on Holidays from August 1st to August 10, 2006. To book an assignment or send her a message write to mjmbiz@hotmail.com
I'll think of you while sipping Pina Coloda's on my surfboard! Aloha!

MJM
PS - Don't forget to water your plants while I'm away!!!!

Office Nanny Tip--Get Noticed!

5 Tips for Getting Noticed Online

  • Get your Web site listed on major search engines, such as Google or Yahoo! Two sites, Search Engine Watch www.searchenginewatch.com and the Web Marketing Info Center www.wilsonweb.com/webmarket offer guidance.
  • Join a “banner exchange,” and trade advertising banners with other Web sites. Look under "banner exchange” on search engines.
  • Visit sites similar to or related to yours and offer to exchange links.
  • Write useful articles for other sites and include your Web address.
  • Get more online marketing help from such sites as workz.com and www.bcentral.com.
Source: http://www.score.org/5_tips_eb_5.html

Office Nanny Tip--Marketing

5 Tips for Marketing Your Web Site
  • Think strategically. Your Web site should be a part of your overall marketing plan.
  • Choose a Web site address (URL) that’s intuitive and easy to remember. Your company’s name (if it’s short) or the name of your main product might work well.
  • Put your Web address on all your printed material, including business cards, letterhead, press releases and invoices. Include it in all your advertising.
  • Don’t forget offline media and traditional publicity techniques. Send news releases promoting your site to newspapers, broadcasters, and magazines.
  • Speak at conferences and trade shows, and write informative articles for trade publications. When you do, mention your Web address.

Source: http://www.score.org/5_tips_eb_4.html

June 09, 2006

Office Nanny to the Rescue!


THE OFFICE NANNY
In-Office or Off-Site
Assorted Assignments
mjmbiz (delete)@hotmail.com
(To avoid spam mail please delete brackets in email address)

Why Do You Need A Mature Office Nanny?

· Your desk is about to collapse from stacks of paper, files & unread letters.
· Half your employees have the dreaded flu.
· You never have time to enjoy life.
· Your Receptionist ran off to marry 'Dr. McDreamy' and you need a fill-in ASAP!
· Your dog crosses his legs until you get home from work - so you need a dog Nanny.
· Your office/shop/home needs an organized, de-cluttering facelift.
· Your hundreds of E-mail messages need deleting or filing.
· Your database hasn't been updated & weeded for a year.
· Your cleaners are on holidays and the trash is growing tentacles.
· …and other miscellaneous but just as important reasons why you need an Office Nanny :)

June 01, 2006

QUICK BIZ TIP

STRENGTHEN SELF-PROMOTION WITH A TAGLINE

Quick, tell me which companies you associate with these slogans (answers below):

(1) "Choice of a new generation."
(2) "Think different."
(3) "Because we're #2, we try harder."

These slogans are known as "taglines."

A tagline is a sound bite that conveys your big promise to potential clients.

To come up with a brief, catchy tagline for your freelance business, start by thinking about the service you provide. Then, using a few words, describe what you can do for your client.

Your tagline will be a good example for your clients. When they see that you can get your own message across in a compelling way, they'll know that you can do the same for them.

Develop your tagline. Add it to all your promotional material.

ANSWERS: (1) Pepsi, (2) Apple Computer, (3) Avis

May 31, 2006

Do You Need An Office Nanny?

Looking for an Office Nanny? -- Here I am!

I either work off-site or in-office.
North Vancouver or Greater Vancouver Area.
Although, I have been known to travel: Have Laptop Will Travel.

As an Office Nanny I'm there for an emergency call-in. If you have a staff that gets overloaded, needs help with seasonal projects, I am a phone call away. I work as a confidential office worker and can be hired for two or four days a week doing anything office related. I even do dishes and clean windows!

As a Virtual Assistant or VA I work off-site with my own equipment as an independent contractor. I provide technical or creative services for clients on a contractual basis for short- or long-term projects. Technology enables me to communicate with my clients by using e-mail, instant messaging, diskette transfer, overnight mail, phone and fax.

Email me for a Resume.

Kind regards,

MJMilne
mjmbiz (delete this space) @hotmail.com
(to stop automatic spammers, delete the brackets in email)